While I was sitting here ignoring CSI Miami (and that really unneccesarily intense Detective guy) something happened that brought 2 of life's important questions to light.
How many twizzlers is too many twizzlers? Is it 10?
Is the age old claim that artificial coloring causes cancer truth, or mere urban legend?
I guess that's more like 2.5 questions. Anyhow, I was minding my own business when Luchy tossed a package of twizzlers my way. I. rather hungry at the time, reached over to grab the goods. And I suddenly remembered a recent conversation in which she confessed to me rather innocently that she, in fact, ate one entire twizzlers package (10 twizzlers) a day.
At the time that sure seemed like a few too many. But when I questioned her regarding what I felt to be an excessive daily intake of twizzlers. she reacted with a shock about her face. In fact no, those are not too many twizzlers a day; not too many at all. Apparently that was just the right amount.
My natural dissent didn't allow me to leave it alone. I pushed the issue, and ultimately sought the unbiased opinion of Jesse. He concurred with my conclusion, and Luchy's feeble argument was boxed into a corner. As she swung blindly in the wind with her rebuttals Jesse decided to turn up the heat on the offensive.
"Those stupid things have all that food coloring. Too much of that causes cancer." Wow. He really took it to the next level with the whole cancer debate. Now Luchy turned to me for some help. Oddly, though I knew of no firmly established relationship between the two, I chose to be neutral - thus furthering the great twizzler debate. And now I bring it to you.
Do they make mouth happy? How many are too many? Do they cause cancer?
These are the questions that will continue to baffle leisure seekers for generations to come.
13 comments:
ten is the right amount. otherwise, the twislers left uneaten would get hard...
don't listen to her. she's a zombie of the great twizzler conspiracy. she will say anything they have programmed to say.
TWISLERS MAKE THE MOUTH HAPPY!!
they've surrounded me. they of the great evil conspiracy that moves in silence. they are taking my mind. this could be my last post of reasonably sound mine. it's too late. i'm biting into my 10th twizzler as i type the final words of my own.
save yourselves.
If Salman dies a twisler death, can I have his car??
no way dude. i got bids on the car. what if i make a deal w/ you, i'll trade you for chocolate twislers???
Monsters. All of you. Monsters.
How about we take turns Luchi. Slowly posion him... MU HA HA HA
i'll work on it. it would be easy enough b/c he's always eating our food! we got a deal, we can share the car-anyways i just want it to go fast on the highway-can't drive it in the city.
VIVA LA TWISLERS!
Both of you can kiss my Twizzler eating ass. Neither of you will get the car. I have decided to give it to Ritesh so that he can hide it in Chicago away from you two.
After reading your article on the twizzler debate I couldn't help but feel compelled to respond....first of all it is refreshing to find others as enthusiatic as myself about 7-11 snacks. I too have pondered on such topics. Twizzlers suck and are from Satan himself.Mouth not happy..unless they are the chocolate ones--then I approve. Now I suppose you are reading this and asking yourself "have I eaten too many twizzlers and possibly hallucinated OR do I really not know who the f*** this is??"
Answer: the latter..My name is Chochie. all questions should be forwarded to Dr. Glicksman.
thanks chochie for contributing to our twizzler dilemma!!!!!
you name reminds me of mine...ohhhh...uuuchie, coochie, loochie,,,,lalala
Chochie, welcome to Lou and Luchy's Couch, and thank you for the comments. Here you will find debate on and answers to the great questions in life. Chocolate twizzlers presence can be arranged.
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