Monday, January 8, 2007

Support Local 2N - Knights of Couchumbus

I have thus far reserved this blogspot for those topics and issues that exist within the confines of levity and carefree gab. But with the changing times I feel it is my duty as a self-proclaimed voice for the underexercised to dedicate this particular post to a greater cause; that cause being the old American faith in the worker.

It has come to my attention that a member of the Lou and Luchy's Couch family (Lou) has been unwittingly caught in a labor struggle at his place of employment. Despite his inistence that he only seeks to do his job and intends to cause no trouble, it appears trouble has found him. And that too, within the seemingly innocuous work environment of NSUH.

After extensive meetings and negotiations with members of administration at NSUH, it appears that Lou and his fellow Knights of Couchumbus will not have their demands for fair labor practice and work conditions honored. And in fact, they stand risk to lose some of the luxuries to which they have grown accustomed.

So, in response to this unwarranted tyranny by the Administration of NSUH, Lou intends to protest and pitcket in a strike the likes of which have not been seen since outrages in the meat packing labor force after Upton Sinclair's publication of "The Jungle." I for one will support his cause.

In addition to supporting his cause, I will take my blog worldwide in an effort to make Lou Chairman of the hospital so that he may aid in the legalization of certain alternative medical therapies. I can only hope we all join Lou in this cause and fight for worker's/stoners' rights worldwide.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

dude, your couchumbus rantings sound psychotic, although mildly amazing to see how humorous you can be.
for the general audience, you will be glad to know that lou has since then settled his work disputes and now is happily back to work. he is currently off for the next week. so considering all the perks of the job, it hard to make the argument that they even have the right to protest! i could only wish and hope that i myself find a job like lou's. well, signing off now to get ready for my fl trip.
adios...