Welcome all to the very first post on the very first blog dedicated to the musings from appartment 2N. It is a long time coming that the many brilliant ideas born in that most ignominious of headquarters go wireless. I hope you all find yourselves frequent contributors to this leap into the 21st century.
Now many of you may find it rather presumptuous that I have a created a blog with the name 'Lou and Luchy's Couch' as I am neither proprietor of the names nor the couch. To that I say, oh really? If not I, then who occupies that couch the most outside of its immediate owners (and Jesee and Felicia, and previously Koster and Diviya)?? And if that line of reasoning fails to convince you then let it suffice that I am the creator of this blog and can damn well call it whatever I want!
That brief rant aside, I must now bring to order the first issue in this inaugural post. There is a certain upcoming journey to be embarked upon by many of the key members of Lou and Luchy's Couch. This is a journey, much like that of Frodo of the Shire, filled with peril at every corner. The reward for a succesful completion of the journey: countless moments of bliss both in the form of brownie, and live sex show. It is this adventure, just weeks away, that prompts the birth of our blog.
So with that I welcome all of you to join this site and become frequent posters. I know it will be a success.
Now many of you may find it rather presumptuous that I have a created a blog with the name 'Lou and Luchy's Couch' as I am neither proprietor of the names nor the couch. To that I say, oh really? If not I, then who occupies that couch the most outside of its immediate owners (and Jesee and Felicia, and previously Koster and Diviya)?? And if that line of reasoning fails to convince you then let it suffice that I am the creator of this blog and can damn well call it whatever I want!
That brief rant aside, I must now bring to order the first issue in this inaugural post. There is a certain upcoming journey to be embarked upon by many of the key members of Lou and Luchy's Couch. This is a journey, much like that of Frodo of the Shire, filled with peril at every corner. The reward for a succesful completion of the journey: countless moments of bliss both in the form of brownie, and live sex show. It is this adventure, just weeks away, that prompts the birth of our blog.
So with that I welcome all of you to join this site and become frequent posters. I know it will be a success.
Merry Christmas Lou, Luchy and the Kosters!
Happy Hannukkah Jesse and Felicia!
Eid Mubarak Sameena!
And Happy Kwanzaa Ritesh and Shelly!
Go Mets!!
3 comments:
Tuna,
You have outdone yourself. Interestingly, I approve your intitiative and look forward to rants and raves. I think that you may have presupposed the argument that you are the creator of this blog. Is it truely a casually efficatious entity. Or does it exist in some cyberspace universe that we cannot touch or bump into. Either way, in the same way that all cars shre the idea of "carness," there is no physical entity of carness that we can touch. Ergo, your blog, that you have "created" is not a true entitiy. And I must declare that Divya is the only true creator and the mother of all that is divine.
I would never argue with the divinity of Divya's creation, nere would I the vague arguments for existence a blog may make for itself. But, I must reiterate that within the confines of all that is known, whether it is known to exist or not, whether it is privy to the empiric senses or not, the very presence of knowledge of it renders it subject to a creator.
Perhaps I cannot prove to you the existence of this blog, but I am most certain of its ubiquitous presence and your awareness of it. And within that definition of presence I declare myself the creator and Master of this blogsite.
I welcome your continued presence within this presence. And I urge all of you who have yet to post to do so and join in the celebration of the birth of a cyber presence that celebrates who we are.
This blogsite is hilarious. I had no idea how eloquent and creative Salman, the creator of your new cyber presence, could really be if he set his mind to it. Kudos to you, Tuna man!
No one will ever dispute Divya's amazing qualities as the true creator and mother of baby Kiran. But I have faith that Lou and Luchy's couch will live forever and it does really exists. If you think back to our younger and more naive years of life, we had the ability to believe in things that we could not "touch or bump", but that did not exclude it's reality and meaning.
I say "Long live the Blog!!"
48 days to our great adventure. I hope that we make it back in one piece. I have my doubts about Ritesh...he may just sponatenous combust or eat a poision brownie
:)
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