The Players of 2N

I shall now introduce the players of the many games partaken in Appartment 2N.

Salman - Die Hard Met Fan. Respectable by day, sleepy and hungry by night (often on Lou and Luchy's couch). Mr. Met without the giant baseball head. Blogsite Creator

Sameena - Queen of Chocolate, Lord of the Monkey. Good at making others forget a bad day at work

Ritesh - Former New Yorker. Presently exiled in Ohio for crimes against heterosexuality during his time in Chelsea

Shelly - Unfortunate companion of Ritesh. Unwittingly coaxed into marriage when Ritesh told her that he was pregnant. Presently seeking a friend, any friend, anything to get her out of Ritesh's lair

Luchy - Destroyer of cell phones. An avid journeywoman seeking the kind of trouble only Manhattan can offer. Proof that some Cubans can in fact run, jump and swim.

Lou - Master of the Lazy Boy. Lord of the Unconscious. Lou spends most of his life in REM sleep. He is skillful in the arts of firing up a BBQ and a hookah, drunken cleaning and rooting for the Jets. Believed to dream of Joe Willie Namath daily. J - E - T - S

Koster - Believed for many years to be a demon on Earth (as evidenced by his ability to evade death) Koster is now a respectable father. Proof that a child can tame even the wildest of beasts

Divya - The Mother. Creator of Kiran. Skilled in the arts of giving birth and making scrapbooks

Jesse - The Sherpa. The renaissance man of our group. Much like Macgyver, he can create or "grow" anything from anything else

Felicia - The Energy. Felicia can take the collective peace and lethargy of any situation and trasform it into a sudden desire to party. Much like Red Bull, but in Jewish girl form